As it turned out and quite sadly too, God didn't 'call' Bro Joe because he was not literate! Apparently, ability to communicate in good English does not qualify Bro Joe as literate. God wanted his Degree certificate too. As soon as Bro found this was what his 'promotion' delay was all about,he set out to right the wrong no matter at what price.
Bro Joe began a full time degree course at the Federal University of Technology,Akure in Ondo state. This was some distance from his church in Abeokuta ,Ogun state where he is as active as ever. The five years he spent to obtain the degree certificate was spent shuttling between the two states. He spends the first half of each week for the church in Ogun state and the other half for the school in Ondo state. I guess since it was God that wanted him to have it,He, as a matter of duty saw him through the program. We can not say otherwise for Bro Joe never missed a test or assignment during the five years. Neither a single carry over. He passed out in flying colours.
Everyone was happy for Bro Joe turned Pastor Joe. Everyone perhaps except his friend whom we shall call Mr Killjoy. Not that he was unhappy per se. But he had the nerve to question Bro Joe's credibility. Mr Killjoy was the one that housed Bro Joe in that five years of studying in the University. According to him,he has never seen Bro Joe with a course note whenever he comes around during that five years and it beats him hollow how Bro Joe made his Second Class Upper.
What ensued between Bro Joe who was unimpressed by the question mark put on his integrity by his friend,Mr Killjoy is another is a story for another lesson. What have we learnt from my story ? We don't need an ouija board to know that Pastor must have been 'generous' to some lecturers during the span of his studies in a desperation to meet the value-system of his Christain faith denomination. Do we think such value-system is excusable if it breeds corrupt practices even among those who are supposed to be models to the pew. What moral justification would a Pastor Joe possess to preach or to paraphrase Tosin Ayo,'to reach out' to that lady prostituting her body for cheap marks from the lecturer?
I could go on and on with scenarios Pastor Joe has no moral justification to poke his contaminated nose into. Something I can not comprehend is wrong with our value system. We put value on vanity. We succumb ourselves to undue pressure to impress people we do not care for. We use the money we don't have to purchase the goods and services we don't need. We wilfully make ourselves contestants in the rat race. And a sage once cleverly remarked,'the problem with the rat race is that even if you win,you are still a rat'. Sounds more like vanity upon vanity all is vanity.
If the church is not getting it right,the future is bleak.
®Adedayo Olaoluwa fisayo aka Ogbeni La writes from the Sunshine State.
Friday, 5 December 2014
LENS - VIEW ~ By Ogbená Laa
How do we salvage our defective value system ?
Today,I write about a certain man of God in one the Christain faith denomination around. I had a heated argument within me trying to determine whether I should reveal the identity of this church or not. My instinctive drive does not even have patience for such inner debate. But I desire not to heat up the already charged religious polity whereas my primary objective is to merely expose the questionable yardstick for our value system. By the way,value-system simply means the principles of right or wrong that are acceptable by an individual or social group. So said, my shout out goes to my readers who are Daddy G.Os' bootlickers. My disdainful respect for your 'spiritual ego' has successfully cautioned me from mentioning the name of the church involved in my tale.
A man whom for the purpose of this story we shall address as Bro Joe is a dedicated man of God by all Nigerian standard. He has served in the vineyard of the Lord for quite some years. Of course,this selfless service comes with the prospect of becoming an ordained pastor soon. I want to believe this is standard practice except God fancies you and 'calls' you himself. Therefore,it is only fair to put it that Bro Joe's ambition was not inordinate. He was reasonable.
But soon never came for Bro Joe after many years of 'apprenticeship.' Something was apparently wrong for Bro Joe was an acclaimed devout even within the his parish congregation. Younger brothers that joined the vineyard after him have all being posted to new parishes as pastors. God didn't 'promote' Joe-at least that's the impression the church hierachy gave. Anyway,that's my personal feeling on the whole insensitivity to Bro Joe's donkey years of service in the vineyard. God must have been telling the Church elders something inaudible to the rest of us sinners.
As it turned out and quite sadly too, God didn't 'call' Bro Joe because he was not literate! Apparently, ability to communicate in good English does not qualify Bro Joe as literate. God wanted his Degree certificate too. As soon as Bro found this was what his 'promotion' delay was all about,he set out to right the wrong no matter at what price.
Bro Joe began a full time degree course at the Federal University of Technology,Akure in Ondo state. This was some distance from his church in Abeokuta ,Ogun state where he is as active as ever. The five years he spent to obtain the degree certificate was spent shuttling between the two states. He spends the first half of each week for the church in Ogun state and the other half for the school in Ondo state. I guess since it was God that wanted him to have it,He, as a matter of duty saw him through the program. We can not say otherwise for Bro Joe never missed a test or assignment during the five years. Neither a single carry over. He passed out in flying colours.
Everyone was happy for Bro Joe turned Pastor Joe. Everyone perhaps except his friend whom we shall call Mr Killjoy. Not that he was unhappy per se. But he had the nerve to question Bro Joe's credibility. Mr Killjoy was the one that housed Bro Joe in that five years of studying in the University. According to him,he has never seen Bro Joe with a course note whenever he comes around during that five years and it beats him hollow how Bro Joe made his Second Class Upper.
What ensued between Bro Joe who was unimpressed by the question mark put on his integrity by his friend,Mr Killjoy is another is a story for another lesson. What have we learnt from my story ? We don't need an ouija board to know that Pastor must have been 'generous' to some lecturers during the span of his studies in a desperation to meet the value-system of his Christain faith denomination. Do we think such value-system is excusable if it breeds corrupt practices even among those who are supposed to be models to the pew. What moral justification would a Pastor Joe possess to preach or to paraphrase Tosin Ayo,'to reach out' to that lady prostituting her body for cheap marks from the lecturer?
I could go on and on with scenarios Pastor Joe has no moral justification to poke his contaminated nose into. Something I can not comprehend is wrong with our value system. We put value on vanity. We succumb ourselves to undue pressure to impress people we do not care for. We use the money we don't have to purchase the goods and services we don't need. We wilfully make ourselves contestants in the rat race. And a sage once cleverly remarked,'the problem with the rat race is that even if you win,you are still a rat'. Sounds more like vanity upon vanity all is vanity.
If the church is not getting it right,the future is bleak.
®Adedayo Olaoluwa fisayo aka Ogbeni La writes from the Sunshine State.
As it turned out and quite sadly too, God didn't 'call' Bro Joe because he was not literate! Apparently, ability to communicate in good English does not qualify Bro Joe as literate. God wanted his Degree certificate too. As soon as Bro found this was what his 'promotion' delay was all about,he set out to right the wrong no matter at what price.
Bro Joe began a full time degree course at the Federal University of Technology,Akure in Ondo state. This was some distance from his church in Abeokuta ,Ogun state where he is as active as ever. The five years he spent to obtain the degree certificate was spent shuttling between the two states. He spends the first half of each week for the church in Ogun state and the other half for the school in Ondo state. I guess since it was God that wanted him to have it,He, as a matter of duty saw him through the program. We can not say otherwise for Bro Joe never missed a test or assignment during the five years. Neither a single carry over. He passed out in flying colours.
Everyone was happy for Bro Joe turned Pastor Joe. Everyone perhaps except his friend whom we shall call Mr Killjoy. Not that he was unhappy per se. But he had the nerve to question Bro Joe's credibility. Mr Killjoy was the one that housed Bro Joe in that five years of studying in the University. According to him,he has never seen Bro Joe with a course note whenever he comes around during that five years and it beats him hollow how Bro Joe made his Second Class Upper.
What ensued between Bro Joe who was unimpressed by the question mark put on his integrity by his friend,Mr Killjoy is another is a story for another lesson. What have we learnt from my story ? We don't need an ouija board to know that Pastor must have been 'generous' to some lecturers during the span of his studies in a desperation to meet the value-system of his Christain faith denomination. Do we think such value-system is excusable if it breeds corrupt practices even among those who are supposed to be models to the pew. What moral justification would a Pastor Joe possess to preach or to paraphrase Tosin Ayo,'to reach out' to that lady prostituting her body for cheap marks from the lecturer?
I could go on and on with scenarios Pastor Joe has no moral justification to poke his contaminated nose into. Something I can not comprehend is wrong with our value system. We put value on vanity. We succumb ourselves to undue pressure to impress people we do not care for. We use the money we don't have to purchase the goods and services we don't need. We wilfully make ourselves contestants in the rat race. And a sage once cleverly remarked,'the problem with the rat race is that even if you win,you are still a rat'. Sounds more like vanity upon vanity all is vanity.
If the church is not getting it right,the future is bleak.
®Adedayo Olaoluwa fisayo aka Ogbeni La writes from the Sunshine State.
Thursday, 4 December 2014
ECCENTRIC ONITSHA BILLIONIARE BURIES MUM WITH HUMMER JEEP
**FREE MADNESS**
Donatus Ampa is a billoniare know for outrageous acts;
Just recently he carried out his latest larger-than -life plan out by putting his $500,000 Hummer Jeep six feet under to buried his mummy,
According to Ampa, every one thought it is absurd when i said am going to bury my mum with my latest customise and finest automibile jeep.....In nutshell that is my own way of life.
I love it HUMMER JEEP in lieu of CASKET ..
AGGRIEVED PDP MEMBERS BARRICADE WADATA PLAZA WITH COFFIN
**INCREDIBLE**
Our politics and politicians are hilarious. So a
coffin was brought to the PDP national secretariat
in Abuja yesterday that sent PDP chairman and
other party members running for their lives. LOL
Angry PDP members from Rivers state yesterday
staged a weird protest against the leadership of
the PDP over the choice of former Education
Minister Nyesom Wike as the party's Governorship
candidate for River state in the 2015 elections. The
protesters who stormed the party secretariat
around 6am with the coffin, barricaded the
entrance of the secretariat, stopping everyone who
worked at the building from gaining entrance. The
group was later dispersed by mobile police with
five protesters arrested.
Wednesday, 3 December 2014
FACE TO FACE WITH LERE ~ OLAYINKA
Lere Olayinka, the Special
Assitant to Governor of Ekiti State
of Nigeria Opens Up
Lere Olayinka is a journalist and politician who
shoots straight no matter whose ox is gored. He
is the Special Assistant on Public
Communications and New Media to the Ekiti
State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose.
Personal branding is a leadership requirement;
how far would you go in branding yourself for
the success of your career and development as
a leader? I am not a formal person. I am also
not a protocol person. I do things as my spirit
leads me. However, I love to be seen in the
picture of a problem solver, someone who is
accessible to everyone, answers all phone calls
and respond to all text messages. To achieve
this, I can go to any length and I do not mind
any inconveniences.
We know that you are a successful man; What's
success to you and how do you go about it? I do
not see myself as a successful man yet. I am
still struggling, striving to put my name on the
lips of the entire people of the world.
Nevertheless, I see success as a relative term,
just the way I see wealth.
Tell us about a project or accomplishment that
you consider to be the most significant to you?
The recent one is getting the immediate past
governor of Ekiti State, Dr Kayode Fayemi out of
office and its eventual accomplishment. From the
very day Fayemi assumed office, I knew he was
not the desire of God for Ekiti State and I set out
to confront the government. Two weeks after
Fayemi became governor, I wrote an article
titled; “Ekiti: Between men and God” which I
ended thus; “In Ekiti, the reality is that men have
passed their own judgment, which implies that
all that is needed to win an election through the
judiciary is for a loser to destroy electoral
materials by whatever means, including setting
INEC office ablaze. The beneficiaries of the
judgment have not stopped giving glory to the
man, who made it possible. But there is yet one
other judgment that will come soon, which is
that of God. When it does, no one, except
Himself will take the glory.”
On this project, I faced death! I was brutalised,
arrested, charged to court for sedition and
detained for days.
If you were given a contract, loved everything
about it, and are paid what you asked for; what
kind of offer from another institution would
make you change your mind? If I get another
offer that will be more beneficial to the people
around me, I will change my mind on any other
offer no matter how mouth watery.
Looking back into your journey and what you
have achieved so far; who and what inspired
you? I am an independent minded person and a
realist. I do not live my life waiting for miracles
to happen because I do not believe anyone can
get to eat say Eba without having to get Gaari
and boil water. My journey of life has not been
easy, because of my background but I have
refused to be defeated by hereditary poverty and
failure. For instance, I left secondary school at
less than 14 years but instead of going further
with my education, I went into shoemaking for
six years. For six years, I was an apprentice
shoemaker and a shoemaker. I later worked for
four years as an office messenger before going to
school. All along, I have been inspired by the
desire to achieve results and make my mark
despite being born without spoon in my mouth.
If we're sitting here a year from today rejoicing
what a year it's been for you in your role as
Special Assistant to the Governor of Ekiti State
on Media; What would you say you have
achieved with your team?
I want to be seen as a bridge between the
government and the governed. The one through
whom the public gets to hear the truth, nothing
but the truth about the government. And most
importantly, I love to see myself as a changer of
the public perception of the government.
Which animal would you compare yourself
with?
I am not a lover of animal but I like the attitude
and character of dog. Dog does not betray its
benefactors. That is why the Yorubas say “aja o
kii gbagbe oloore.” Dog is also a wise animal. It
protects its own children and benefactors against
external aggression.
Do you easily get worried with any negative
comment about you or your institution?
I don’t get worried about those negative
comments. In fact, they encourage me to fire on
because when you hit the desired target as a
political communicator, your must be abused. I
have been called names, even my parents were
not spared, but I am not deterred. It is part of
game and I have played the game long enough
to know this.
You have been impacting your community, your
voice has been heard in so many platforms;
please tell us what you have done so far and
what are your plans for the future?
Unfortunately, apart from championing the cause
of the people through my job as a journalist, I
am yet to see myself as having done much for
my community.
What is the first thing you do in the morning
and the last before you sleep?
Like I said earlier, I am not a protocol person. I
do things as they come and what I do today
might not be what I do tomorrow. But in most
days, the first thing I do when I wake up is to
check my phones.
What calms you down when you are stressed?
I hardly get stressed because I work 24 hours
and do things at my own pace.
For few readers that don’t know you, what
would you like them to know about you and to
always remember you for?
Lere Olayinka is a kind of man you get to meet
on the streets. He is a free minded person. He is
a lover of peace and hater of oppression. Lere
Olayinka is someone who says his mind without
minding whose ox is gored. He hates
sycophancy and bootlicking and love to be seen
in his own mirror.
Tuesday, 2 December 2014
DESMOND ELLIOT WINS APC HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY TICKET
Reports coming from Surulere, Lagos venue of the
All Progressives Congress (APC)Primary Election
for the House of Assembly have it that a
Nollywood actor, Desmond Olusola Elliot has
emerged victorious.
Desmond Elliot, who hail from Olowogbowo family
house in Surulere, Lagos is seeking to represent
Surulere Constituency 1 in Lagos State House of
Assembly come 2015.
Desmond Elliot defeated the
incumbent member representing the constituency in
the state House of Assembly kabir Lawal by 39 to
62 votes.
Monday, 1 December 2014
ARMED HOODLUMS INVADES ADO-EKITI PRISON FREED INMATES
Attempt to free NIYI ADEDIPE (Apase), Sola
Durodola (Inter Party), R TEN chairman,
Adebayo Aderiye (Oju Igo) and other APC thugs
remanded in prison custody over their alleged
involvement in the murder of former NURTW
Chairman, Omolafe Aderiye was foiled this
morning.
Armed hoodlums were said to have invaded the
Ado Ekiti Prison along Afao Ekiti road early this
morning.
Some of the prisoners were set freed. Among
those who escaped was OJU IGO but he was
rearrested .
BOKO-HARAM INVADES YOBE VARSITY KILLED SCORES
News reaching us from Damaturu, Yobe State capital indicates that gunmen,
suspected to be members of the Boko Haram sect, Monday morning invaded
state capital shooting at anybody on sight.
It was gathered that the gunmen’s first point of attack was the Yobe State
University located in Damaturu.
The attack, which is ongoing at the time of filing this report, has crippled
early morning movement in the northeastern state.
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